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« on: 25 December 2006 - 01:12:45 PM »
Christmas Dinners have been and gone for the most part of today - and no doubt most of you had crackers on the table.
Post your Christmas Cracker jokes here and the best one (picked by Gamestyle staff) wins a copy of NHL 2K6 on the Xbox 360. Oooh yeah!

If you're joke sounds too good to be in a cracker, don't be surprised when we ask you to PST PIXX PLZ!11!
Oh, and we're accepting more than one entry. No cheating.
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« Reply #1 on: 25 December 2006 - 01:26:37 PM »
What must an Auctioneer know?

a lot.
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« Reply #2 on: 25 December 2006 - 03:33:20 PM »
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a Wig??


a hare-raising experience!
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« Reply #3 on: 25 December 2006 - 05:28:40 PM »
Where do cows go on holiday?

Moo York!
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« Reply #4 on: 26 December 2006 - 01:59:16 AM »
What do snails clean their shells with?


Snail Polish
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« Reply #5 on: 26 December 2006 - 01:05:21 PM »
What do you get if you cross a refridgerator and a stereo?

Cool music!
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« Reply #6 on: 26 December 2006 - 06:01:11 PM »
I hid rude jokes inside my flatmates' crackers. That didn't go down well.
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